I am 100 percent certain he is off his effin rocker!

Recently Greg has been harassing me to hear his side of the story. Greg likes to talk about himself, and if he thinks he can get attention, sympathy or whatever, he wont give in until you listen.

Time is precious to me, but what the hell! I let him call me last night and spill his guts.

To bring you up to speed, Greg got locked up for trying to get romanitcally involved with an undercover cop posing as a minor. He met this cop in a chat room called, "Older men for pre-teens". I wont even comment here, but really WTF?!?

So, last night I kept my mouth shut and my ears open, by frantically writing down his every word, so below is his statements, and my thoughts on each.


*My mom never loved my Dad, she stayed with him for my sake as a kid.
Uhm, why didnt she leave him after you were grown, instead of staying with him for 43 years of marriage?

*My Dad was wonderful in the public's eye, but he didnt know how to be a Dad or Husband.
No thoughts here.

In kindergarden, I know I was a girl, because I wanted patent leather Mary Janes really bad.

No thoughts here.

When I was 8 and in therapy, I stood up during a session with Dr. McQ and my Dad, and blurted out. "Im really a girl!" The doctor said, "Let's deal with that later." My Dad said, "No son of mine is going to be a girl," and he left the room.

This scenario doesnt make sense, even a little.

When I got locked up I had alot of time to think, so I decided that it was time to come out and let the world know Im a girl.

When you got locked up I could tell the only thing you were thinking about was how to make your mother and I believe you were framed.

When I went to my court ordered therapy, I asked to speak with my therapist after a session, he took me out in the hall to hear what I had to say. I told him I was supposed to be a girl. The therapist got a cheshire cat grin on his face, and said "It's about time." I knew from the first session you were supposed to be a girl." You are finally on the road to recovery!

I can guarantee that never went down. That is fucking insane, and thats all I have to say about that.

Because I am no longer a man, I dont have to be the breadwinner.

Ok, you do however have to pay child support. And since your ass is single, you may want to rethink that whole breadwinner thing if you want to eat.

There was nothing more I could have offered my kids when I got locked up, they were basically raised. That is why Im ok that they are all in foster care.

Your kids were 5, 11, 11, and 12, definetly ready to support themselves and be productive members of society!

In the womb I had too much dopemine, and then when I was put on haldol at age 8-18and this made me unaware of what was going on. Iam a rare case, that made me female with male genitals.

Other than being fuck crazy, you obviously have too much free time on your hands, and one hell of an imagination.

I am going through a 2nd puberty.

Oh, is that what it is, I thought it was a mid life crisis and an identiy crisis all rolled into one.

They recently discovered a partially developed uterus attached to one of my testicles.

Oh wow, recently they found this? Like the other day? Like when you have no money and no medical coverage, and had to fraudulently file your taxes to pay for your boobies? Not when you had MRIs, and scans and all that back when you used to frequent the ER trying to figure out why your leg was turning black? Or why you constantly bled out the backside.

Iam a good parent, I just made a bad choice.

No Greg, you are a bad parent whose life is built on lies and bad choices.

I think Christopher has a sexual identity problem.

Sorry Greg Im not going to turn my 11 year old over to you so that you can have a companion in all of this.

All of my children are predisposed to being girls.

Uhm ok. Since you have 3 daughters and you think you are a girl, and like there are alot of girls on the planet? Shit must be contagious, I never would have thought!

I can help Christopher be accepted when he is ready to transition.

Hold on, I have the loony bin on the other line.

I have a genetic responsibility to be there when Christopher decides this penis thing isnt for him.

WTH are you even talking about. Genetic reponsibility, someone needs to take your dictionary away. And while we are on responsibility, Im tired of going to the Michigan sex offenders website to locate an address for you, so that I have somewhere to mail these Doctor bills that you are supposed to be paying half of.



Well Greg, glad you shared! I can sleep much better knowing you are out there on the streets.


I think you were such a failure as a man, that you were ashamed of yourself. So, in the attempt to escape the embarrassment or who and what you are, you decided to try this girl thing.

Just keep in mind that when you have failed as a woman as well, WHATCHYA GOT LEFT???