FUCKET LIST

When I was 5, I was obsessed with Micheal Jackson. I told everyone I was going to marry him. After that came John Cougar Mellencamp, followed by Lucky. And in case you are wondering, Lucky's full name is Lucky C. Leprechaun. The adorable spokesperson for Lucky Charms cereal. If you find this odd, I dont. I know a person who as a kid would have banged the hell out of Swiss Miss if ever given the opportunity. But, I digress.

After having given it some thought over the last 25 or so years, I have realized that I really dont want to confess my undying love for these people in front of God and everyone. I really just want to take them to bed. Thus welcome to my FUCKET LIST.

1. Adam Levine

2. Adam Garcia

3. My buddy Chris

4. Louis CK

5. Eminem

6. Kirk Cameron

7. Harrison Ford

8. Morgan Freeman

9. Denzel Washington

10. Jani Lane (Warrant)

11. Brett Micheals

12. Mike Wolfe (American Pickers)

13. Robert Klein

14. Javier Bardem