1: Hamburger Helper: They are absolutely terrible. What exactly do they help?
2: Wine Descriptions: No wine ever tastes like it sounds. If it did, it would say, Rotten fruit, with hints of rubbing alcohol, and hamster bedding.
3: People who stop to have conversations in the entrance/exit to a place you are trying to enter or exit.
4: Cashiers who harass you to open a charge card and save 10%.
5: Candy apples that are only pretending to be candy apples. They are actually caramel apples who have dyed their caramel red in an attempt to fool you.
6: People who stand behind you and curse loudly when there are kids around.
7: Running late, and its not my fault.
9: When the shampoo pumpy gets clogged and shoots shampoo at the wall when you push it down.
10. Shampoo stuck on the wall.
11. When you do your laundry at a laundry mat and come home with underwear you dont recognize.
12. People who make weird noises in the bathroom.
13. When neighbor kids knock at your door, but you dont answer because your kid isnt home, and they proceed to knock on windows, other doors, and eventually revert to sceaming through your air conditioner.
14. Looking for things that Ive lost.
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